Everything gets a lot more fun around the holidays. Running errands? That becomes shopping for presents and party food. Choosing a party outfit? Ugly sweaters, baby! Even drinking becomes more fun with weirdly festive items like this plastic stocking that you’re supposed to fill with wine.
This plastic “Happy Hangover” stocking is designed to hang over your (hopefully unlit) fireplace or railing and can be filled with the wine of your choice. It holds almost three bottles of wine or 70 ounces of whatever drink you want. It has a spout at the end so you can use it to pour drinks in a more jolly manner, or if you’re like me, play Slap the Bag. If you’ve never played it, congrats! You’re not trash like I am, but here’s a little explainer.
The stocking is also made of food-grade plastic, so you can use it and reuse it for all of your holiday parties. It even says “We Wish You A Marry Christmas And A Happy Hangover On It,” making it perfect for a group photo. It’ll make you look really cool and chill, I promise.
The stocking will run you $8.99, making it well within your range for Secret Santas and grab bag parties. It obviously doesn’t come with wine included, but that’s actually a good thing because you can get it shipped pretty much anywhere you want…plus you can actually pick the wine you want to chug.