After being outed as Dina Lohan’s long-term mystery man, Jesse Nadler tells TMZ he has big plans for their future. “Oh, definitely,” the 53-year-old replied when asked if he plans to relocate from California to his native Long Island to be with Lohan. “I already have a real estate lady in Westhampton Beach…oh, we’re gonna be walking beaches together,” he said. “She’s gonna be my Bonnie and Clyde.”

He added, “Dina and I were both Long Islanders and we met and we became friends on Facebook. Then we started talking on the phone…One thing led to another and we just started having feelings that were more than just Facebook friends.”

He also says he was “not really happy” when Lohan’s Celebrity Big Brother castmates told her last week that he was “catfishing” her, considering they’d been talking on the phone for five years and never even FaceTimed. He blamed that on his bad tech habits. “I’ve never had an iPhone,” he explained. “I still listen to records!”